We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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