Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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