..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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