HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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