Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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