Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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