just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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