yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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