You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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