We're facebook friends in real life
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
