Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I need moral support for this bender
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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