I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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