speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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