Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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