But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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