Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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