Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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