I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
