A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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