How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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