So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
