is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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