I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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