i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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