your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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