also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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