i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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