the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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