Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize