Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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