All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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