Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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