their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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