this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
