The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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