I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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