Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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