i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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