I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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