if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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