but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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