Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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