drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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