you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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