i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
that's an acceptable place to lick
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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