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Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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