ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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