Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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