My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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