people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Randomize
