so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
His nipple licking is glorious
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