I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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