Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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