Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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