Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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