I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
smell my finger.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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