How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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