i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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